when you find that perfect gif but don’t know how to use it
You can reverse the flow of the hotdogs if you concentrate hard enough
oh my god you can
niplash
one of my favourite things in the entire world is when there’s a huge thunderstorm outside and it’s raining heavily and you’re in bed swathed in blankets and you have just never felt warmer and safer than you do in that moment
Things I will not call you a whore for:
•Being sexually active
Things I will call you a whore for:
•Eating my food
- Stealing our lemons
•taking my blanket from me
i really hate it when people use the zodiac to justify certain actions like i don’t care if you’re a virgo cindy you’re being a bitch
what happened to old zealand
as a new zealander i can confirm that old zealand sunk beneath the waves long ago. i was there. many chose to go. the rest of us moved to higher ground, so we could still see the stars
someday, new zealand will also sink, and we shall be reunited with our soggy ancestors. unless, of course, we settle in Extremely Recent Zealand
When I was a kid I thought your 20s were supposed to be fun, not filled with perpetual anxiety about financial stability and constantly feeling like an unaccomplished piece of shit.
